Saturday Swinging

I'm a terrible person, I'm sorry, I'm not sure how it's got to Wednesday before I managed to sit down and write about Saturday!


I went to a swingers party with a girl and a guy (I think I may have forgotten to write about them as well, but she and I both squirt like crazy, and he knows exactly where the sweet spot is.) We met up beforehand and went to his place, we had sex, flooded his bed, drank absinthe, and then had a shower, then I discovered that actually my tongue can be put to good use on at least one woman, I'm quite proud of that, I'm ace with guys, that much I know, but I have so much less experience with women! Anyway, then I ended up on the living room floor, and he decided that another flood was in order, so he brought the rain, so to speak, and afterwards, when he went to do his laundry (the sheets really did need a wash) I burst out laughing at sudden images of the people in the flat below suddenly finding a leak in their ceiling. It was a funny image, especially to my orgasm addled brain. Then, even more fun, I discovered that the wooden floor was slippy enough that I could push off the wall and slide a couple of feet on the slippy patch! 


When he got back from doing laundry, we went out to the party, get this, it was a swingers party, with no sex, or nudity allowed. WTF??? Is all I can say to that. What kind of swingers party is it if there's no sex or nudity?!!?!


Anyway, screw the rules, you should know me well enough to guess that I was naked and buried between my lady's legs in short order. We stripped round the pole, and then she sat on the sofa and I practiced my tongue skills, and then the guy made me gush everywhere, again. We had fun. Probably because we broke all the rules!


We met the owner later on the balcony, and he invited us to all future parties, especially ones he mentioned which did not have such swing-inhibiting rules! Apparently, there is a secret venue in a car park where they have secret swingers parties, and people are actually allowed to get naked and have sex. They even have a glory hole party somewhere. Although I confess that doesn't interest me quite as much as the orgies that go on, I do quite like to see whose cock I'm sucking, shocking I know...